Thursday, July 28, 2011

So Long Lefty

A friend who reads my blog suggested that I've moved away from the original intent of my blog, which,  as he saw it, was to write about what I was DOING to manifest what I want in my life and then also to report on the manifestations. He thinks I'm not really doing much of that. I agree.

There are many ways the writers of Law Of Attraction, Jerry & Esther Hicks suggest manifesting what you want. But for today, I will concentrate on one, Deliberate Focusing. Deliberate Focusing  means to consciously get into the FEELING of what it would be like to have what one wants.  One thing I want is to have a studio produce my feature length comedy, So Long Lefty.

So for today I will imagine being on the set and talking to Jason Sudeikis who is playing the lead role.(Jason is really nice, although he spends an inordinate amount of time on his hair. He's also insecure about his third nipple, but only I know that about him, because he confides in me). And Helen Mirren  has signed on to play mom (Her English accent is fake. She's really from Hoboken N.J., but only I know that about her because she confides in me.)  And as the brother, my friend Allen. This is his star vehicle. People will say "You're a genius for finding him. he's hilarious!". And then Allen will be beholden to me for ever.

Actually, the more people beholden to me the better, so I'll imagine having all my actor friends in the movie,  Margaret Ann, Anne Marie, Denise, Sheila, Joe, Jenn, Bruce, Connie, Dayle, David, Stacy, Susan and other genius actor friends playing in the supporting roles. It's gonna be one huge party! AND EVERYONE WILL BE BEHOLDEN TO ME!! WAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha.

Then one day, some P.A I've never met will walk up to me and say, "Um excuse me, aren't you the writer?" and I'll be all flattered, expecting a compliment and say, "Why yes, that would be I" and then they'll say, "The director wants you off the set because it makes everyone uncomfortable every time you scream, NO! NO! THAT IS NOT HOW I WROTE IT, STOP KILLING MY BABIES!" and as I'm escorted out they'll add, "Besides, didn't you know?  No one cares about the writer, so beat it!".  Even in my fantasies I'm not welcome.

What care I, if I'm not welcome on set? I still got paid suckers!!!

So friends, I will be on the set of So Long Lefty if you need moi (pardon my French).






1 comment:

  1. We love this Julie and since we are friends we would like a walk on role for non paid friends!
    xo

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